I will do my best not to laugh out loud at what a pathetic excuse for a penis that little nub of yours is. Since you know you can't even begin to please a woman with that little clit you have between your legs, at least give all of us a good laugh at your expense. Enter the contest and if you win with the smallest penis you will receive a nice box of mini pads for your pussy, along with a free 5 minute SPH Skype session with yours truly. In the event of a tie I will require some detailed pictures of measurements taken of the cock. It may be down to a win by millimeters. Submit your photo and a $25 entry fee. Winners will be announced each quarter.

This Quarter’s Contest Winner

Tony D.

Look at this puny dicklet lol!